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mmmm... girlstink...

Please for the love of all that is holy get off this site if you're 13. It's weird.

what was the name of meme where Suiseki appear as leech slime larva?

# new NIИ song
# boards in slavery
# sleepy mods
# cabal
# boards made in cobol
# kobolds ...
# David Icke want to add Boards.Graybox to his webring

Still no boards-chan rule 34... Might as well end it all now.

Just a friendly reminder: the very "channies" you guys seem to hate are actually the originators of the "hashtag format" y'all seem to love using for your half-baked greentexts. Without that hashtag-ified version of the stepman copypasta, this site would lack much of its foundational culture. So, perhaps a nod of appreciation to your 4channer overlords is due.

4chan 4ever, boardtards.

I am anonymous. I like trucks.

I LOVE YOU ALL SOOOOO MUUUUUUCH DESUUUUUUUUU~~!!!!!

Just need 2 more banner submissions until I start the vote again! Get readyyyyy! :P

Why do some of you guys' use > instead of #? I don't get it.

What window-managers do you guys recommend for Debian? Also, how do I install MS Gothic on Linux? I hate how Ayashii clones and Boards look without it.

What you thinking about?
What do you want to do now?

Grrr! I hate to see such negativity... Earth's union with the Galactic Coalition has gone to waste.

Supreme Galactic Overlord Dhikzibhig would indeed frown upon all of this banter between all of you. I am shaking all three of my heads reading through all of this.

We might as well unleash a strain of the Martian Shloople-Shlop neatly packaged in bomb-like containers on your stupid little planet.

I hope you all die,
Dragon lord Ballsazhar

P.S. Please read my response to your letter, Shlongz Dhikzibhig. You shan't keep an old friend waiting so long!

I hate ALL OF YOU nu-border retards! Go back to Reddit, Twitter, 4chan, where ever you came from. Go on, git!

i accidentally got addicted to nic

Matrix theme got me feelin like a hacker in a generic 90's action movie （╯－＿－）╯

Hello you guys! It's me, Jax! I am currently hosting a contest and the winner will get the privilege to succle on my large lactating nipples! All you must do to claim your spot in this giveaway in reply to this thread with all of the numbers on your Credit or Debit card, as well as your SSN.

Many kisses,
Jax (Trust)

Eating Lemon pepper chicken... Tastes so good its makin' my balls tingle and shi...

If yall ever want food that will sexually pleasure your taste-buds, get yo ass a roasted shicken for walmart.

Ah.. I remember back when you could post about your nasty foot fetish or how bad you wanted to be fucked by your 50-year-old teacher without getting called the N-Word. I wish people on here still went along with the jokes... I think we should revolt against all the new "depressed" faggots in the community and take back what was once ours! Who's with me?!

#be me
#super broke
#open a glory hole in the bathroom of a weed shop
#someone enters the stall next to me
#I charge them $40
#I finish
#no one else comes in
#I go home
#my dad is yelling at my grandpa for spending the $40 he gave him on something other than groceries
#...
#shit