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Hey anons. I was looking through my childhood photos and came to a horrible realization. Do you guys know what they put in vaccines??

I'm not going to just come out and say it until a few people make some guesses.

Here's a hint: It's poison! I know because my little brother got a vaccine and he has autism now.

Boards 1.2 is UP AND RUNNING!!

Empty titles are now supported and I wrote a simple captcha system! Sorry for any server downtime caused in the process! (～￣▽￣)～

...Oh and spaces actually work for-realz now!

Anyone else find it kinda funny how /Music/ has barely any threads, but those who lurk there reply to new posts super quick? Meanwhile, /General/ gets bombarded with tons of new threads, but a bunch of it is just steaming hot piles of crap, so there's not much reason to bother replying.

everyone going dead silent after the mention of thread 666 is the most fucking hilarious thing ive ever seen here

i was looking for some rare thread numbers and found /thread/666
what do you guys think lmao

I know in the homepage's announcement section it says I fixed space trimming but I ended up breaking it and so I removed it. Will implement a better version tonight.

Also, please read the announcement I made on Neocities concerning children on boards.

vem är bladee?
i matte: min lösning ????
i historien: min kung ????
i konsten: min duk ????
inom vetenskap: mitt syre ????
i geografi: min värld ????

Is having intercourse with a dog against the law?

has anyone made rule34 of boards-chan yet, cause hear me out...

i may have a bat mitzvah soon!!!! i may record it too yall :D i do want to state that bat mitzvah will be crazy but ill go on a chair. its kinda like a biggggggg birthday party!!! any tips for celebrating anons?

#super depressed an autistic
#things couldn't get any worse
#gets abused and exploited
#things couldn't get any worse
#develops an eating disorder
#things couldn't get any worse
#friend fucking dies for some reason

#really bored with my life
#no friends no job nothing
#just want to be funny on the internet
#decide to write funny stories
#realize i am not very good at writing stories at all
#get really depressed

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I was taking a piss in my backyard and my sister came up to me and said "eww what are you doing?" I replied "I'm watering the lawn, dumbass."

I came back to this site after 2 days and now there's a bunch of stupid children everywhere. You guys are newgens looollll

found this site thru an archived link on 4chan

ik its a generic 4chan clone but how do i upload images

also reading thru some of these posts gives me mixed feelings about the people here. some of u are cool ig

does anyone have a hummus kink? I was discussing with a pal and we decided that someone spitting hummus on another individual could be a kink. I don't participate in this act but I was wondering if any of you do.

Thank you.

sometimes i wake up and sneak into the living room at 3am and crawl under the couch and try to find my cat since she likes to sleep under there, then i drag her out and give here a ton of kisses before taking her into my room to sleep in my bed! i think she knows to expect it now cause shes starting to just crawl out of the couch anytime she hear my door open (*´ω`*) should i stop doing this annons, i think im disturbing my family by always being so loud in the middle of the night!

Boards /Spam/ and /Neocities/ have been created and initialized! ( `ー´) Have fun~!

Hmu gang :D I need fellow ffortniters to help me get victroy royales please message my numberical digits that represent my celular device.
+1(360)-567-9703
I get all the hoes with my millions of vic royales that I get every day long.

PS: if you are a female that doesnt play fortnite also hmu *prrrr