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>>5090

just realized this might be how i sound like to yall when i make posts about vil... ( ・_ゝ・)

i'm using boards ob the WII U

Entertain me please.

>>5082
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1NoL4yRJ0dxwlGnLj2RmAe3jhitgnXMUmspDgc5EEd7U/edit?usp=sharing

How would you (all of you but specifically Jax) feel if I released a copy of a google docs diary written by a certain very edgy 6th grader I used to be friends with, except all names, places, and events are changed to protect privacy?

can someone please make a list of all the ascii art on boards (*´д`)

Λ＿Λ
(´∀｀)　 　 n
⌒｀γ´⌒`ヽ (.E)
( .人 .人　 γ ﾉ I am INTERNET COOL.
ﾐ(こﾉこﾉ ｀ー︶
)にﾉこ)

Well? (・ー・)

#am i the asshole?

basically I (15m) got into a heated argument with this girl at my school (16f) cuz she said i was a little soyboy. she also said that I was a little pussyass virgin and that I was a small dicked loser. I tried telling her I was actually quite the big dicked chad with a huge cock (which I actually am) but she said she didn't believe me. to prove her wrong I told her to meet me in the basketball court after school where we would fight. later that day I went to the basketball court and saw her surrounded by a bunch of people from our school. Right as the fight was about to start, I yelled "everyone shut up!" Everyone looked at me (probably cuz I'm sigma) and I said "I'm going to prove to all of you that I really am a big dicked chadcel!" and i pulled down my pants. everyone started laughing (they were defo shocked at the size) and then I approached the girl i was gonna fight and slapped her legs and face with my willy (it kinda got it hard tbh). everyone gasped and she called me a "fucking pervert." I told her I was just trying to prove that i was a chad and if she didn't want to fight then she shouldn't have agreed to fight. she reported me to the principal and im writing this in the office waiting for my parents to show up.

#so, boards, am i the asshole? do i deserve to be punished over a fight that we both agreed on? was my fighting strat too OP/sigma?

apologies for posting so often, but i've worked out a layout. made on a 1920x1080 screen, will not look good on mobile I assure you! included is a brand new little sticker of me going yayyyy!!! that's why the file is called yay.png! anyways I wont be putting the link again because first of all its very easy to find just by scrolling a tad and second of all I don't really want to. if you have feedback or wanna berate me, feel free!

>>5058

basedmaxxed sigma moment

boards is funny af. we get people pouring their hearts out and the replies are “insufferable fag” and posts saying the most bizarre outlandish shit and people reply like “wow that’s really cool”

so i will. i want to talk about being me, specifically about how i have issues with change.

It feels like everything is changing quickly more and more. My friends start acting different, my house changes how it looks, I change how I act, I get new friends, I heal and do my dbt therapy, and so on. And that scares me. I'm not used to change; sure, I'm happy im healing but at the same time everything feels wrong sometimes. I like making you all mad because it's a constant. It will always be the same. I'll be me, and you all will seethe. But that will change too, won't it?

I love you all. Like genuinely. You all got me through school, through a lot.

As everything is changing around me, however, I realize I am changing too. I'm happier now. I don't lash out anymore, don't go into drama, don't fight people. I'm fucking healing and it feels great. Maybe change isn't so bad.

-Chip

>>4982

Least obvious Jaxpost

dude im so honored. this is my biggest w ever. i did it.

hi


CAPTCHA: BANUSH

https://girleater.neocities.org

i’ll be honest, i’m not sure how to make it look! any ideas for a layout?

i found a really huge CHIP in my bag of honey barbecue CHIPs

met this other girlthing, planning on eating her as soon as i gain her trust! i think i have a shot, she seems genuinely interested and willing to be around me. wish me luck!!

had a very scary encounter at the gas station today. I met a black, asian Jew who forced me to read the Torah while hijacking my car and cooking me a plate of poisoned orange chicken. was held hostage for over 69 minutes!