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there's a severe flash flood + thunder storm warning in my area. this might be the end times. goodbye forevar... ヾ(￣口￣)

oooowwwwwoorrgghhghh owwwweee oooffwwww oowwhhhhhhh aoowwhhhhhh ohhhh oowww oof itg hurts oofawwghh

Rules are important; They are boundaries which allow for the safe, fair and prosperous interaction of others.

Yet rules also need to be written clearly so that they are not misinterpreted.

The Rules, as detailed on "https://pastebin.com/raw/7mxJHi46" could use meaningful clarification.

For instance, there is a reference to "rule #2" but "rule #2" is never identified. The rules themselves are in bullet points and are not numbered.

Further complicating this ambiguity is that there is an un-bullet-pointed phrase, "Don't drink and post!" Is this a rule or a suggestion?

My proposal is to number the rules so that our Boardians may best understand what is referred to when "rule #2" is written. Thank you.

I have money, I am hungry and outside, but I can't work up teh courage
to enter any place. Ordering food online is the extend of my social
abilities. The food around smells good too ( ´～`)

what's with their obsession about where you're going and where you're coming from? no seriously, it's none of your fucking business.
so now i've been arrested for dwai, even tho i don't do drugs, and she has no evidence i do. i will fight this. the pig department will get sued. you fucked with the wrong honkey you cunt. false arrest is a crime.
on the other, i suppose i should count my lucky stars, is that female cops are far more likely to kill, and i lived through the experience. i guess i should play the lotto tomorrow.

https://sleepsnug.net/

#go to mcdonalds with 8 bucks to spend
#order my usual: #3, medium fries, and a coke
#worker asks if i want my fries supersized for only "a few cents" more
#thinking.jpg
#"how could anyone pass up such an incredible deal?"
#say yes of course i want super sized fries
#she asks if i want a medium drink for "a few cents" cents more too
#say yes of course
#realize i just spent 13 bucks on mcdonalds

fuck, capitalism tastes so good ( ´д`)

UUUTRRHGGHHGHGHHH I FUCKING AHTEETETEE.... THEY PUT THE FUCKING CORN SYRUP IN THE PRETZELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY PRETZELS. IM SCREAMINGG... ( `д´)

People say a lot about shootings in America and blame it on the guns,
but places like Britain see equally rampant knife crime. (´∇`)σ

female sexuality is digusting, females are like nasty insects. cant trust em, just holes that want to be filled. they think they want love and devotion, but really, theyre all just wierd creepy submissive creatures who only care about material things, and getting filled.

why didn't anything happen to him?

Hey Boards, I have returned, I've been thinking of shoving a pepsi can up my ass to celebrate, how are you all doing?

The new Textboard scene caused by Boards disgusts me. It is all 4chan Teenagers wanting to be popular because they think "Oh TB is different than Chanboard, it will lure users in!". They do not know and understand that the culture is "TB is different from other TB's". Boards is different from other TB's because it's using the simple Chanboard-style UI. All the posers want to copy because it's easy and they recognize it. So sad.

I miss the 90's where Dialup Telnet and text BBS's were common and each was a new different thing to explore.

the right-wingers see me as too left-wing, so they call me a "gendie". the left-wingers see me as too right-wing, so they call me a "bigot". those who aren't living in a political echo-chamber realize that i'm just mildly annoying LOL (￣︶￣)

masturbates on you

nons, how do i manage my spending? i went from $400 to $80 in about a week. i'm willing to answer any questions about my expenses and what i spend on, as long as noone judges me! (*´д`)

Listen up, fellow goons, I'm here for a little rant. The internet has become too goddamn sensitive. I miss the good old days when we could all just be edgy and say whatever offensive nonsense we wanted without being canceled. Nowadays, everyone gets triggered if you even dare to make a slightly politically incorrect joke.

What happened to our sense of humor, y'all? We used to make fun of everything and everyone, but now we have to tip-toe around these goddamn snowflakes who can't handle a little dark humor.

Sincerely,
The AlphaWolf

do you guys have any good eromanga recommendations?

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-David Lance-
--confirmed pedophile child groomer who playser games like roblox and afk arena to prey on children.
--He likes to prey on children in games like, AFK arena, Roblox, League of legends, and minecraft.
--his info below VV

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#wake up from my afternoon nap, feeling a little famished
#decide to pop a hot pocket in the microwave
#wait for hot pocket to finish cooking, salivate as the timer slowly ticks down
#finally, its been 5 long minutes...it's time to eat!
#immediately burn my mouth on the scorching hot outside of the hot pocket
#drop it on the ground as my mouth begins to blister
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