General

#be me
#super broke
#open a glory hole in the bathroom of a weed shop
#someone enters the stall next to me
#I charge them $40
#I finish
#no one else comes in
#I go home
#my dad is yelling at my grandpa for spending the $40 he gave him on something other than groceries
#...
#shit

Dreaming of Jax, cozying up with you, under a cover blanket, with some thicc ThinkPad laptop, with that clitnip controller in the middle of keyboard, I forgot how it is called, and imagine Jax made it custom pinkpunk color (the controller I mean).. yeah.. and you browsing boards through terminal... and can post valid captcha without js... and you made an offer to Jax, to write 10 cool posts for her page=1, in exchange for ... you start kissing Jax in a neck .. but you had no sleep for 20 hours, so start falling asleep now...

Very colorful banner with toilet n shiet suck, cuz it doesn't match overall gray aesthetic, pathetic

1st page is nyeh.. idk
feels so artificially synthetic, don't even want to reply. Even replying to an AI feels more natural & productive.

Getting older sucks.
Your favorite actors eventually fall by the wayside & die (or get too old to be A-list anymore)
The TV shows you like eventually get cancelled.
Game franchises that you play end.
Your music artists die or the band breaks up. The type of music goes out of style.
The stores you used to frequent close.
Your friends move away and/or die.
Your pets get old and die.
And the same goes with your family.

Stay young, guys. Enjoy it now while it lasts.

Whens the next banner vote? I already made my banner and I wanna submit it!!

tbh i love the way my banner (the azumanga daioh one) looks with the heyuri theme :3

I think the mods are deleting my threads for some bum ass reason so going to play safe!
What's your favorite video game?
I don't have one but uh... Eh

#be me
#closeted hyperfag
#friends with a gay guy
#he constantly flirts with me
#i blush anytime we talk
#develop a crush on him
#couple months later i ask him out
#he says "um, annon..."
#i look at him, confused
#he says "im not straight? you know that, right?"
#...
#turns out my gay friend is actually a masc lesbian

Admin Edit: You worded it weird so I fixed it lol

is ... being impersonated now or something? theres no way he'd just post loli pr0n out of nowhere in spam

Mreow.

Grah! It's me, non-evil dragon lord Ballsazhar! I am full of whimsical wonder! I shall reveal to you a new world of joy - but on one condition - you reply to this thread with something that'll make little ol' Ballsazhar feel less lonely... No this is not a ploy for attention! I promise I'm not some random guy seeking clout on the Internet! I truly am a magic dragon lord! So please, make me famous!

Isn't it interesting that this entire continent has more-or-less the same culture? Sure this country may have a bit more Northern European influence while that country is more Mediterranean. This country is a bit more Native American while that country is more African. But if you're from America and speak English, Spanish, Portuguese and French, you can travel pretty much anywhere in the entire American continent without experiencing too much culture shock. Everyone speaks the same handful of languages, we're all some form of Christian, we all dress the same, we all eat the same shit, have the same morals and are all white, black, indigenous, or a mix of all 3. You can fit in literally anywhere on this continent. This isn't true for any other continent on earth. America is the first experiment of its kind on such a massive scale. Wild.

I'm trying to go on a diet, but my mom fills the whole house with random shit sugary shit and I can't control my urge for sugar when I'm hungry. On top of that, anytime I go shopping, I see all those shiny colorful candy packages and end up spending like $20 or more on crap that's slowly deteriorating my body.

Is this one of those weeks where Boards dies for a little bit and then the week after it blows up again?

YOU ALL DADGUM ATHI-ASSES THINK THE CHINA VIRUS IS REAL? YOU ALL GOT CONVINCED BY THE DAD GUM JOE BIDEN AND THEM DEMO-CRAPS THAT THE "covid 19" IS REAL YOU SNICKERDOODLE FACED GULIBE ROBOTS AHHHHHHH HELP ME LET ME GOO PLEASE IM BEGING DONALD TRUMP TO HELP ME FROM THESE SINNERS GOD BLESS THEM ALL AND THERE JOE BIDEN DEMO CRAPS.

sensirealy
the truth speaker

#Monday Through Friday
"Man, I'm going to do so much on the weekend! I'm going to do [this] and [that] and [these other things] and [those other things] and then I'm going to do..."

#Saturday and Sunday
90% Vidya
7.6% Internet pr0n
2.4% Something resembling constructive work

Am I the only one that this happens to?

Have you ever wondered what would happen if all the world's governments and corporations came together to solve a common problem for everyone such as world hunger, poverty, or climate change? Would we finally achieve peace on Earth, or would this grand collaboration only lead to greater inequality and suffering for those who are least in power?

Could you ever really go back in time? Suppose you were instantly teleported into the body that you had 10 years ago today. How much have you forgotten from 2014 already? Suppose it was 20 years ago (2004)? How many passwords do you remember from them? Your travel routines? Names of people? Names of pets? The cars that you drove?

captchas now work without JS for realzies now!! just make sure there aren't any interfering cookies (the whole site only uses one cookie to check the captcha status) and TYPE THE CAPTCHA IN ALL CAPS!!!!

Also working on adding themes!