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#tfw you really want to anally destroy yourself with your big oversized black dildo but just ate a bunch of food

CAPTCHA: JAXCSN

I am a Kike.
I have no trike
I guess ill take a hike.
And die, because im a Kike

CAPTCHA: ACKKKK

America should convert to a absolute monarchy with the Biden family being the new American royal family, with Joe Biden being the king of course. It's obvious that the Biden family (and especially Joe Biden himself) is the lord's favorite. Is this good or no?

its been like this for honestly like 10 year now. everyday i edge my dick for about 5 hrs maybe more to images of joe biden. everyday i make my balls ache for joe. its all i can think about. i can barely go about the day without leaking in my pants when the fabric brushes against my chaffed goon stick. the light pain from the calluses on my dick is a constant reminder of my place as a submissive edge slut for joe biden.
i have no friends, and never even have had sex with a woman. and im ok with that, as long as i have images of joe, i am content being a pump pig for joe.
when i think about pumping for joe my mind just breaks and i have to edge.
i love joe biden so much.

pages 10-14: early era. everyone thought they were the funniest guy ever just for re-uploading greentexts

pages 8-9: the thinker era. it was cool to write long ass paragraphs and social commentaries. all of these people use /music/ now.

pages 5-7: linux bro/existential crisis era. everyone was either depressed or flexed which linux distro they used

pages 1-4: the retardation begins...

hey the cursors work! hello, one other mouse pointer!

The "not so" anonymous text board.

My 8 year old child said that he didn't find Joe Biden attractive, so my natural reflex was to roundhouse kick him in the face. But now everyone is complaining that I am "evil", am I the asshole in this story?

:)

sometimes I go to this sushi restaurant that has sushi rolls with cream cheese and shiso leaves and bean sprouts and radish... I'm really craving that right now I'm so hungry (*･∀･)_Ω~

Just saying. They could be made up by the CIA for all I know.

why don't you guys write hastags/greentexts/whatever anymore? a lot of the stories from the page 10-12 era were hilarious...

GOOFmoring, y'all! Currently on the bus. Hopefully one of y'all can solve this mystery going through my head right now... why is it that sometimes it can be really sunny and warm yet the wind will still be freezing cold?

I was wondering, is he? It may be possible because he could possibly freeze his body and then unfreeze it 80 years later. He could be alive and be a civil rights activist or something.

Hello　everyone．sorry　for　not　created　new　threads．I　have　been　Busy！My　Name　is　Kenta．I　live　in　Japan　countryside！thankyou　for　your　attention．<(＿ ＿)>

There are actually only three types of people in this world: Joe Biden, Holy Christians, and Gays. Anyone who says otherwise are lying.

today was an ok day i used the computer and drank coffee then hit the gym for a couple hours. when i got home i made chiken soup in the crock pot which is always really good. it takes like 3 hrs, but its so worth it. i watched some adult swim shows and chilled and smoked weed. i just had the soup it was really good. i am also drinking mountain dew which is really good. ive had like 2 glasses, and i just went for another. then i was like fuck it and took the whole jug. now im just sipping a jug of mountain dew and typing this blog post. i hope all you cute little boarders have a really cozy night. and thanks for all your hard work jax good job on the textboard! :D

the only posts i will delete is the cp link spammer posts. long live free speech.

does anyone have some decent yuricest manga/anime recommendations? asking for a friend, obviously...

Was Jesus a proud Texan? I believe so. Jesus would actually be a proud Texan man and be friends with Hank Hill.