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HAAAIIII!!! (⁠^⁠^⁠)

THERES SO MANY NEW PEOPLE!!!! I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD MAKE MORE BANNERS!!! HMMMMMM~.... WHAT DO U GUYS THINK?!?!! <3

LOVE YOU AAAALLLLLLL!!!!

Gonna treat myself to lunch later, what should I get?!

Hello from Hikari3! You guys should unban that guy... What'd he do anyway?

can we have a light mode?? it would be kewl

Why hasn't anyone replied to my thread on /Neocities/?!

whats up, boardsfags?! a new day has started, be grateful.

i hope you all have a decent-enough day! :-)

みなさん、こんにちは… アメリカ人がすごい多いよ！(;´Д`)

jax just added a feature that shows what country you're posting from. How come so many of y'all are from Slovakia

CHYYUUUUUUUUU~~~ <3

HAIII GUYS!! ITS MEEEEE!!!!!! SORRY IVE BEEN GONE FOR SO LONNGNNNNYNGNGN (⁠´⁠；⁠ω⁠；⁠｀⁠)

ANYWAYZ... HRU GUYS DOINGGG~?! DID YOU ALL MISS MEEEEEEE?? <3333

where can i apply to become a janitor?

I have been hearing about it but I don't know what is?

Mods have been active... No more sketchy links... Two viral threads in the same week. Damn, boards really HAS risen!

Make this the third viral thread pls _(: 」∠)_

boards has objectively one of the best messageboard/imageboard UI (I know it's not an imageboard but I'm including imageboards when comparing the UIs). I think that 4chan has a decent UI and I like it when message/imageboards resemble old internet user interfaces. Hikari3 has that "classic internet" look however it's super overstimulating and there's way too much going on. Boards however, is able to keep the old internet look or aesthetic or whatever while still being functional and not an eyesore.

i have done absolutely nothing today and that pisses me off

Will Gentoo give me a better understanding of Linux than Arch? Or should I do a LFS install on an old laptop? My goal is to understand Linux better, but LFS seems overkill.

AAA

What happened to those "Dragon lord Ballsazhar" and "Supreme Galactic Overlord Dhikzibhig" guys?

#am i the asshole?

basically I (15m) got into a heated argument with this girl at my school (16f) cuz she said i was a little soyboy. she also said that I was a little pussyass virgin and that I was a small dicked loser. I tried telling her I was actually quite the big dicked chad with a huge cock (which I actually am) but she said she didn't believe me. to prove her wrong I told her to meet me in the basketball court after school where we would fight. later that day I went to the basketball court and saw her surrounded by a bunch of people from our school. Right as the fight was about to start, I yelled "everyone shut up!" Everyone looked at me (probably cuz I'm sigma) and I said "I'm going to prove to all of you that I really am a big dicked chadcel!" and i pulled down my pants. everyone started laughing (they were defo shocked at the size) and then I approached the girl i was gonna fight and slapped her legs and face with my willy (it kinda got it hard tbh). everyone gasped and she called me a "fucking pervert." I told her I was just trying to prove that i was a chad and if she didn't want to fight then she shouldn't have agreed to fight. she reported me to the principal and im writing this in the office waiting for my parents to show up.

#so, boards, am i the asshole? do i deserve to be punished over a fight that we both agreed on? was my fighting strat too OP/sigma?

i want food. my stomach hurts.

someone buy me food pls. i have the money but i don't wanna spend it.

probably a cold take: mkwii is still more enjoyable than like, every triple A title in the past decade or so