am i the asshole?
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#am i the asshole?

basically I (15m) got into a heated argument with this girl at my school (16f) cuz she said i was a little soyboy. she also said that I was a little pussyass virgin and that I was a small dicked loser. I tried telling her I was actually quite the big dicked chad with a huge cock (which I actually am) but she said she didn't believe me. to prove her wrong I told her to meet me in the basketball court after school where we would fight. later that day I went to the basketball court and saw her surrounded by a bunch of people from our school. Right as the fight was about to start, I yelled "everyone shut up!" Everyone looked at me (probably cuz I'm sigma) and I said "I'm going to prove to all of you that I really am a big dicked chadcel!" and i pulled down my pants. everyone started laughing (they were defo shocked at the size) and then I approached the girl i was gonna fight and slapped her legs and face with my willy (it kinda got it hard tbh). everyone gasped and she called me a "fucking pervert." I told her I was just trying to prove that i was a chad and if she didn't want to fight then she shouldn't have agreed to fight. she reported me to the principal and im writing this in the office waiting for my parents to show up.

#so, boards, am i the asshole? do i deserve to be punished over a fight that we both agreed on? was my fighting strat too OP/sigma?

Tue Feb 27 2024 03:37:44 GMT+0000 (Coordinated Universal Time)
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BASED AND CHADPILLED

Sun Jan 12 2025 22:00:42 GMT+0000 (Coordinated Universal Time)
Re: am i the asshole?
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If the girl had initiated that dumb argument in the first place, then she's an asshole.

Fri Mar 01 2024 02:54:11 GMT+0000 (Coordinated Universal Time)
fuck yeah you deserve that
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little pervert you slapped me with your .2 millimeter defeater, you should get kicked out of the state, fucking perv.

Wed Feb 28 2024 20:04:21 GMT+0000 (Coordinated Universal Time)
chipnon
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boards has risen. this is peak, what the hell. i wanted to be peak lol

Wed Feb 28 2024 14:58:56 GMT+0000 (Coordinated Universal Time)
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boards has risen. billions must live

Tue Feb 27 2024 21:19:19 GMT+0000 (Coordinated Universal Time)
jlon
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this is peak boards

Tue Feb 27 2024 20:12:27 GMT+0000 (Coordinated Universal Time)
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That is NASTY wtf??

Tue Feb 27 2024 19:54:07 GMT+0000 (Coordinated Universal Time)
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This is so obviously fake but it's honestly hilarious.

Tue Feb 27 2024 15:19:49 GMT+0000 (Coordinated Universal Time)
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I can't imagine being at a place where this shit happens.

#girl calls me a soyboy / fag / whatever

"Wow, in 4 years, we both leave this place and never return. I forget about you until the 20th high school reunion which I won't bother attending. Then I'll remember you for a brief moment while I'm counting all of my money because I concentrated on things that matter which didn't include you. Bye now."

#The End

Tue Feb 27 2024 08:53:55 GMT+0000 (Coordinated Universal Time)