General

you all say "no retards" however I hate to break it to you but if you have ever unironically posted ANYTHING on a boards site, you have severe autism spectrum disorder

Hello /general/, I'm a /music/ lurker and we really need your help. Our board is dying and we would really like some new stuff to reply to... (*´ω`*)

Yes, I really do check the music board more often than the rest of the site. I find it more, uhm, "intellectual."

RANDOM THREAD BUTTON!!!

I remember back when /thread/77/ was the most popular thread on the site... and we all had that one-sided war with 4chan... oh and who could forget the Stanley situation...

It's been over a month since all that happened. Good times.

HAAAIII GUYZ!!! TODAY I WENT 2 THE STORE AND BOUGHT SO MANY SNACKS!!!! IM GONNA EAT THEM ALL L8R!!!!!!! KYAAAAAA~!!

If any of you guys have ideas on what to add to the next update, put them under this thread. Thank youuuuu! :P

xoxo,
Jax

WHERE IS EVVVEERYONEEEE!!? OHH NOOOO!!!! :<

hello from my PSP!

Popcorn is just normal corn that you can't eat until tiny bubbles of water vapour expand and explode. It doesn't have a cob, and it has it's own setting on the microwave which you're aren't supposed to used under any circumstances. It is a stupid food, and you are an imbecile if you enjoy it.

Having a cup of tea. Gonna go out for a burger perchance.

The rainbow banner shouldn't have won the vote. It sucks ass. Why did you guys vote for it?

I know that, technically, the Odysseus lander was not a NASA mission (not NASA-built, didn't use NASA facilities) but when your spacecraft lands sideways... That's not "successful." Your spacecraft is sideways. Your main navigation for landing cut out and you had to use an experimental NASA guidance system instead.

That's not successful.

As retarded as some of you guys are - especially some of the newer folks - I love this site and its little community. I hope it never blows up...

I'm going to give you all a big smoooooch!!

yall are fags LOOOOLLL!!!

Hello guys. My friend form Ukraine really need ur help. He asked to donate even a cant to https://cartodonate.com charity. This charity will help guys to have a nrw millitary car so please do not be indifferent!

#be me
#want to write a hilarious greentext
#too lazy to actually write one myself
#go to 4chan with the intent to steal one and post it here
#find a good one
#ctrl+c
#right as im about to paste it in, i have a change of heart
"y'know what, plagiarism is wrong!"
#clear stolen greentext from my clipboard and write this instead

im a good person! IM A GOOD PERSON!!

HOW R U GUYZZ!!??!! NYAAAAAAHHH~~~!!! <3333

# deleted normie posts
# took 6 hour delay to delete harmful post
# (why?) not removed 1735 1690

Oh the things I'd do to be a 20 year old yuppie working in a 90s office building somewhere in NYC... I yearn for the miu-miu glasses.

is it normal that i fantasize about shooting up my school

(Admin Note: This guy is from Sweden. don't worry y'all, he can't buy a gun)