I nominate myself for the office of President of Boards.

Under my leadership, I shall continue to make long-winded articles about music from a variety of genres.

Being an Official Old Person (at least, when compared to the rest of you), I shall smother my constituents with never-ending "Back-In-My-Day"s, "They Don't Make Them Like They Used To"s and "When I was Your Age"s.

By being an Official Old Person, I shall make my constituents feel better about themselves. I shall make them gloat that they are younger, healthier, more tech-savvy & socially-relevant than I shall ever be.

I'll ask embarrassing questions that they shall easily be able to answer, such as "Who is this Taylor Swift that you keep talking about? Is she sort of like a Cyndi Lauper?" and "Can you help me get Netscape Navigator to work on my flip phone?"

I shall leave my constituents alone, especially at night, because I will go to bed promptly at 8 PM local time and get up at around 3 AM because, quite honestly, everyone else ought to do that as well so you can get a healthy headstart to your day before the sun rises.

I leave you now with the official theme song of presidential candidate Michael Dukakis' 1988 campaign, Neil Diamond's "Coming to America."

May God bless Boards and may God protect our troops. Thank you, Boards!

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