Dearest Emperor Ekkle Shooglart III,

It is always a pleasure to correspond with a fellow ruler. Although it is a pity that the population in your sector is completely war-torn, remind yourself that peasants are a renewable resource and that they shall eventually repopulate themselves in due time.

I have no doubt that Human Worker #23A6B has already sent to your staff all of the proper forms needed to be filled out. The blood oaths can be dealt with later but we do need the forms to be filled out first before other aspects may be realized.

Oh, and if you join our Coalition now, you receive a free fleet of interstellar battleships as a courtesy. Do make certain that #23A6B sends to you that form as well. Upon joining, the battleships take approximately 3-6 zhrens to arrive at the sector.

Until we correspond again,
Supreme Galactic Overlord Dhikzibhig

Hello, we'd be happy to put your request through to Supreme Galactic Overlord Dhikzibhig! Have you filled out "Request form 36A-C" and "Political agreement form 16F-18B"? If so, may I know what score you received on the Blooben test?