# be me
# have to fart really bad while in class but can't go to the bathroom because the teacher is lecturing on the three types of rocks and minerals
# feel it coming, trying as hard as possible to clench it
# teacher asks "so what is your favorite type of rock, anon?"
# right as she says that, my desire to fart becomes a desire to shit
# i cannot hold it in anymore
# try to respond
# "w-well... uhm..."
# time feels like its going by in slow motion
# someone coughs
# OHSHIT
# my bowels tear and explode as i spray my desk with foul excrement
# everyone turns to stare at me, the smell is extremely potent
# "..."
# i sit there for 3-and-a-half hours - covered in my own shart - while i wait for my parent to pick me up

my classmates always keep a 6-foot distance away from me out of fear that i might erupt again.