#be me
#closeted hyperfag
#friends with a gay guy
#he constantly flirts with me
#i blush anytime we talk
#develop a crush on him
#couple months later i ask him out
#he says "um, annon..."
#i look at him, confused
#he says "im not straight? you know that, right?"
#...
#turns out my gay friend is actually a masc lesbian

Admin Edit: You worded it weird so I fixed it lol