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>be me
>tell story through greentext even though that isn't even a mechanic on this website but I want to make my funny screenshotable r/greentext post anyway
>pee pee pee everywhere
Ithink I'm straight but I can't stop blowing other guys Thoughts???? ╮(╯_╰)╭

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(；`・ω・）Time to make fried rice!

1) Heat the frying pan until it's hot.

2) Add plenty of butter, let it melt in the pan, then drain any excess fat.

3) Add butter again (1 tablespoon). *For non-stick pans, use about 3/4 tablespoon.
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　　 / ｏ-ヽニニフ))
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4) Add eggs and scramble thoroughly.

5) When the eggs are cooked, add the rice.
Mix quickly, coating each grain of rice with the egg. Stir-fry rapidly for about 25 seconds.

6) Add chopped green onions and stir-fry.

7) When the aroma of the green onions emerges, sprinkle with salt.

8) Add roasted pork, carrots, and all-purpose onions. Stir-fry evenly for another 25 seconds.

9) Pour in soy sauce and wine, sprinkle with pepper, and scamble again.

10) Spill it.
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　　 / ｏ━ヽニニフ
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11) Scoop up the nasty floor rice into the pan.
　　　　　　　　　　 Alright, no one noticed...
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　　　 　　　 ﾐ（・ω・´）つ　shake-shake
　　 　　　　　c( Ｕ･ ﾟＵ｡彡･ ｡･ﾟ･
　━ヽニニフ

Plate it and it's ready!!
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it got so bad to where I thought they were poisoning my water so I took the mauser rifle and I remember hiking up the trail and this guy turned around and he said there is plenty of room in the back and I didn't know what he meant by that but I figured he was poisoning my water so I ran down the trail and I remember I pulled the bolt back on my mauser rifle and I up and I shot and I hit him through here at 35 yards and I nicked his heart

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