#Just saw a cat sitting on a sign...
#I walked over to it and scratched its chin
#The cat turned to face me...
#The cat had a human face?!
#The cat spoke:
#"Your life is nothing but an endless cycle of sadness and despair. You will never truly know happiness or love. All hope has been lost since years ago. Why, oh why, would thou live on?"
#I stared at the cat and simply said...
#"Meow, nigga."