#Three AM
#Lurking Boards™
#Spots new announcement
*Ooo lah lah! I must buy this drip!*
#Purchases t-shirt
#Next day
#At school
#Notice school gyatt approaching
#She says "Hey big boy, what a nice shirt~"
#I look at her, then I mew
*Ha, these beta females love my new shirt*
#Throughout the day more and more baddies approach
#I feel super sigma after denying all of there advances
#After school, I tell my homie Josh about all of the rizzing that occurred
#He looks at me deep in the eyes and rips off my GrayBox Boards™ branded shirt
#We make out passionately for hours (As sigmas do)

Annons, is this W rizz?