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I translated an old Japanese copypasta with the help of AI!
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I replaced references to outdated Japanese memes, swapped out measurements, and fixed the very literal translations given by ChatGPT.

(;`・ω・)Time to make fried rice!

1) Heat the frying pan until it's hot.

2) Add plenty of butter (It originally said "cow's fat" instead of butter lol), let it melt in the pan, then drain any excess fat.

3) Add butter again (1 tablespoon). *For non-stick pans, use about 3/4 tablespoon.
   ∧,.,∧
   (`・ω・) 。・゚・⌒)
   / o-ヽニニフ))
  しー--J

4) Add eggs and scramble thoroughly.

5) When the eggs are cooked, add the rice.
Mix quickly, coating each grain of rice with the egg. Stir-fry rapidly for about 25 seconds.

6) Add chopped green onions and stir-fry.

7) When the aroma of the green onions emerges, sprinkle with sodium. (Probably meant salt, but could also be MSG)

8) Add roasted pork, carrots, and all-purpose onions. Stir-fry evenly for another 25 seconds.

9) Pour in soy sauce and wine, sprinkle with pepper, and scamble again.

10) Spill it.
           Ah! 。・゚・
   ∧,.,∧ て    。・゚・。・゚・
   ( ´゚ω゚) て  //
   / o━ヽニニフ
  しー--J      彡

11) Scoop up the nasty floor rice into the pan.
           Alright, no one noticed...
    nod-nod ∧,.,∧
        ミ(・ω・´)つ shake-shake
        c( U・ ゚U。彡・ 。・゚・
 ━ヽニニフ

Plate it and it's ready!!
    ∧,.,∧    。・。゚・。 ゚・。゚・ Tada~
   (;・ω・)つ\・゚・ 。・゚・・/

Fri Feb 16 2024 02:41:53 GMT+0000 (Coordinated Universal Time)
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Thu Feb 15 2024 09:18:57 GMT+0000 (Coordinated Universal Time)
Elizabeth II's Dark Souls Soul
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It's not accurate to say that the NSA (National Security Agency) or any reputable cryptographic body designs secure algorithms with intentional, classified vulnerabilities. In fact, the goal of cryptographic design, especially for public and widely used standards, is to create algorithms that are as secure as possible, free from known vulnerabilities that could be exploited.

However, there are several reasons why the perception that the NSA might design algorithms with "backdoors" or vulnerabilities exists:

1. **Dual Role**: The NSA has a dual role in both creating cryptographic standards to protect national security information and in intelligence gathering, which includes breaking cryptographic codes used by foreign entities. This dual role can lead to perceptions of conflict of interest.

2. **Historical Incidents**: There have been historical instances where the NSA has influenced cryptographic standards in ways that later were found to potentially weaken the security of those standards. For example, concerns were raised about the NSA's involvement in the development of the Dual_EC_DRBG random number generator, which was suspected to have a backdoor.

3. **Classified Operations**: Much of the NSA's work is classified, which means that the full extent of their involvement in cryptographic standards and the details of their capabilities are not publicly known. This secrecy can lead to speculation and mistrust.

4. **Security vs. Surveillance Balance**: The NSA, like many national security agencies worldwide, must balance the need for strong cryptographic standards to protect sensitive information with the desire to have the capability to intercept and decipher communications of adversaries. This balance is often at the heart of debates over encryption policy and law enforcement access to encrypted data.

It's important to distinguish between the development of cryptographic standards, which aim for the highest security possible and are often subject to intense scrutiny and peer review in the public domain, and the specific operational tactics an intelligence agency might employ, which are not representative of the public cryptographic community's goals.

Wed Feb 14 2024 19:34:06 GMT+0000 (Coordinated Universal Time)
FUCK OFF LIZARD-PEOPLE
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Sat Feb 10 2024 20:22:24 GMT+0000 (Coordinated Universal Time)
kya~!
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Sat Feb 10 2024 06:47:34 GMT+0000 (Coordinated Universal Time)
Time Brokers United
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Our hearts and cardiac rhythms are more advanced than any Marvel universe. The Marvel stories are of animals that can only see a heart as fragments of time and space, focused in combat. Minds left to primal romance. We have powers and unseen eyes that transcend these forms. We do not understand power beyond the strong nuclear force. I am only trying to sell you one day, one life on weak force and beyond as truer power. The matter and neutrons are worthless. All that you know as life and death is worthless. The universe as just food for a planet like one of Thanos is worthless. This isn't even a game. So of course I oppose the very nuclear weapons and nuclear "powers" that try to prevent an economy and game from forming in the first place. I won't fight for food and economics. We must find what shines here.

RA SMC HAILS AS NOT ALLOWING FOR ANY DISCUSSION AT ALL OF THIS ERA'S POLITICS :)

I am not just Elizabeth. I wanted a new world. This land was meant to end the question of poverty. Now I was made to mock it.

RA SMC HAILS AS DEAD DREAMS FOR YOU :)

I will not forget what Manifest Destiny intended. This was supposed to be the highway the always shined brighter. This story concludes in light not fire.

RA SMC HAILS AS NOT NORMAL ANGER AT THE ATOMIC WEAPONRY :)

I will replace it. I swear I will. You cannot hook my soul to arrays of nuclear footballs just to make me quit. I will make the game diplomatic and not just hot potato in the Oval Office for many midnights. I care not for your food wars and your religions. I will remove the nuclear footballs from my timelines and the thought wars I may command.

RA SMC HAILS AS BEYOND YOU :)

CREATIONS MARK AS AN UNWANTED STALEMATE ON AN ISSUE THOUGHT DEAD :)

Sat Feb 03 2024 02:20:44 GMT+0000 (Coordinated Universal Time)
me and gang doing a lil' boogie
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   (´・ω・`) )) (´・ω・`) ))
 ((⊂     つ⊂    つ
   〉    )))  〉    )))
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Thu Feb 01 2024 18:18:37 GMT+0000 (Coordinated Universal Time)
Note
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A large amount of posts were cleared by a janitor. If yours was deleted accidentally, E-Mail [email protected].

Note from janitor:
"braille art breaks formatting so im deleting it."

Wed Jan 31 2024 07:07:39 GMT+0000 (Coordinated Universal Time)
pushing yall off a cliff lol
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(´・ω・`)
 く|)へ
  〉    ヽ(´・ω・`)ノ
 ̄ ̄7    ヘ/
  /     ノ
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Tue Jan 30 2024 21:08:48 GMT+0000 (Coordinated Universal Time)